September 04, 2009

This BDay in History

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What else happened today? (Taken from Daily Rotten)

Sep 4 1976

George W Bush is arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine for driving with a blood-alcohol level of 0.10 percent. He pays the $150 fine and has his driving privileges suspended for a month. Years later, during Bush's 2000 campaign for President, a WPXT-TV reporter from Portland, Maine uncovers the arrest record just one week prior to election day. It is also revealed that Bush's V.P. candidate, Dick Cheney, had arrests for drunken driving in 1962 and 1963.

Sep 4 1991

25 workers are killed when a fire breaks out at the Imperial Foods food processing plant in Hamlet, North Carolina. Most of the victims -- predominantly single mothers -- die of smoke inhalation. The facility's rear exit had been padlocked by management to deter employee pilferage. The Imperial plant had never once in its 11-year history been inspected by the state. The owner, Emmet Roe, later receives 19 years in prison for the 25 counts of involuntary manslaughter.

Sep 4 1993

3'11" actor Herve Villechaize puts a pistol to his chest and commits suicide in his North Hollywood, California home.

Sep 4 2000

During a campaign stop in Naperville, Illinois, Presidential candidate George W Bush turns to running mate Dick Cheney and says, "There's Adam Clymer, major league asshole from the New York Times." Cheney responds, "Oh yeah, he is, big-time." Unbeknownst to the men, their comments are transmitted clearly to the television news feed. Rather than offer a mea culpa to Clymer, Bush later issues this non-apology: "I regret that a private comment I made to the vice-presidential candidate made it onto the public airwaves. I regret everybody heard what I said."

September 03, 2009

Weekend Update 083009

2009-09-03: Wanted this Weekend Update to be more detailed……no free time


Saturday, August 29th

UFC 102: The bloodbath. 2 knockouts in less than 30 seconds along with some other amazing fights.


Sunday, August 30th


Kittens: Click Image For More Pix (10)

More kiddens, try to contain your shock…………

August 31, 2009

Weekend Update Delay

Will post Weekend Update later. Stay tuned.

No Seagull Beach, so count your blessings :-)

August 29, 2009

Why Blog?

Why blog when your friends can do it for you? Here is a piece I received from Masterpiece Theater:


Wow, just in time for the end of summer the blog is coming back up. Let me help you with your Labor Day recap. . .


Friday: Cape Traffic! blah blah

Saturday: Seagull beach. CBS swam for 8 hours. Here's a picture of my feet. I hate the kids next to us because they feed the seagulls. Went to Scoopi Doo's

Sunday: Seagull beach. I went off and took miscellaneous pictures of [insert random Cape destination]. Went to Subway (Eat Fresh) and Scoopi Doo's.

Monday: Cape traffic! blah blah. Had to get home so CBS could go to work Tuesday. I have the rest of the week off because St. Francis of Assisi stubbed his toe on this day in the year 1224 so the employer (all hail the employer) is shut down in observance.

Sound about right?


Well all is pretty much correct except that Scoopi Doo is now called the Inside Scoop and is under new management.

Stay tuned for yet even more Seagull Beach recaps……..muhahahahahaha


August 28, 2009

Sincerely Farmville

B-Monster was making fun of my Farmville addiction. My response above :-)

August 27, 2009

Barryisms, Volume 28

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We're back bitches!!!!! This month in Barryisms:


Facebook 5 Places, 2009-04-21

If no one asked you before what your five favorite places where to pick your nose, maybe no one even gives five shits, or even two for that matter.


New Mac Pro, 2009-07-20

My god, what was that awful noise?
[sound of money being vacuumed out of the account]


Mac Pro 2, 2009-07-20

So, when I put my new Mac pro next to my old dual g5, will i hear the sound of testicles retracting into the G5?


@ New Job, 2009-07-23

Overheard at work "I don't mind bending over and getting on my knees and getting dirty, but not in a skirt."….and said loudly


Indian Yogurt, 2009-08-11

i just spilled Indian yogurt all over me, it looks like I just gave a farm animal a hand job….. my God man, it looks like you blew a seal


Bizness, 2008-12-11

Business Strategies. Sometimes we wear kid gloves, Sometimes we wear boxing gloves, but today we are street fighting, so leave your fucking mittens at home.


Work, 2009-03-17

I'm gonna flip out at work today. Wait for the evening news


Picture of Pres Obama Reflecting, 2009-05-11

I do this in meetings and people think there's something wrong, of course, I'm not reflecting, I'm just wondering how i got saddled with a room full of retards.


Health Care Bill, 2009-08-26

The way I look at something as huge as the health care bill, its a lot like software., the first release does something, not always well, but would help a lot of people,. the second release, starts fine tuning things, the third iteration should be "very nice"


Fear The Pumsy, 2009-08-26

Live in fear again people, I'm back on the Internet at home.

No More Nothing?

Forgive me Father for I have sinned………I have neglected this blog way to long and got reamed by the CBS this morning for not blogging our vacations and random tidbits. (Hello irony, her last update was in 2008…)

Anyway, I will be working on some retro posts (I have already re-written history and posted some bogus posts for May, June and July so the calendar links would not have a gap.

Stay tuned: Yeah bitches, more Seagull Beach to come!

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