Homer Something Something - Cramming 10 lbs of Crap Into a 5 lb Bag!

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Hooter Girls sppining on stools NEVER gets old:

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I said it once, I say it again: NOTHING will EVER measure up to the spinning stool beer pour!!

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Despair Parodies, Volume 30. Click Here For Album

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What else happened today? (Taken from Daily Rotten)

Sep 4 1976

George W Bush is arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine for driving with a blood-alcohol level of 0.10 percent. He pays the $150 fine and has his driving privileges suspended for a month. Years later, during Bush's 2000 campaign for President, a WPXT-TV reporter from Portland, Maine uncovers the arrest record just one week prior to election day. It is also revealed that Bush's V.P. candidate, Dick Cheney, had arrests for drunken driving in 1962 and 1963.

Sep 4 1991

25 workers are killed when a fire breaks out at the Imperial Foods food processing plant in Hamlet, North Carolina. Most of the victims -- predominantly single mothers -- die of smoke inhalation. The facility's rear exit had been padlocked by management to deter employee pilferage. The Imperial plant had never once in its 11-year history been inspected by the state. The owner, Emmet Roe, later receives 19 years in prison for the 25 counts of involuntary manslaughter.

Sep 4 1993

3'11" actor Herve Villechaize puts a pistol to his chest and commits suicide in his North Hollywood, California home.

Sep 4 2000

During a campaign stop in Naperville, Illinois, Presidential candidate George W Bush turns to running mate Dick Cheney and says, "There's Adam Clymer, major league asshole from the New York Times." Cheney responds, "Oh yeah, he is, big-time." Unbeknownst to the men, their comments are transmitted clearly to the television news feed. Rather than offer a mea culpa to Clymer, Bush later issues this non-apology: "I regret that a private comment I made to the vice-presidential candidate made it onto the public airwaves. I regret everybody heard what I said."

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I always liked this treat from The (former) employer, all hail the (former) employer. Now back to deleting all BDay spam in the inbox and then the grind……..

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This is a recycled post from the Mayor of Wingville Blog (Hello irony)

As an early BDday present I registered Mayor of Wingville dot com. Don't worry loyal Wingville readers you won't be left behind! The old URL and RSS feed will be re-directed. Since I signed up via Google Apps, the Blogger templates and layout are all the same. (I am just enabling the custom URL feature.) But I do get some cool new tools. I can create custom e-mail addys and I hope to add an events calendar, maybe even chat and forums.

Also since I signed up thru Google Apps I am helping Fark's prediction of the "odds on Google enslaving humanity by 2015 improve to 1:4

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FX Network gets the Way to Fxxkin Go Award for promoting the 7th and final season of The Shield. I did not see a SINGLE commercial or teaser trailer. The only reason I knew it starts tonight is that I caught an ad on Fark

MORONS

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Saturday, August 30th

No beach today. (B-Monster jumps for joy) It rained most of the day so CBS and I sat around the house and read. (Well CBS read, I listened to Podcasts and played video games.)

Sunday, August 31st

Seagull Beach: Click Image For More Pix (12)

Sunday gave way to an awesome beach day, so back to Seagull Beach (B-Monster groans and screams obscenities.)

We got there bright and early. So early that the seagulls were still using the empty lot to smash shells. Speaking of the gang banger seagulls, they were at it again. It did not help that the dipsh1ts next to us were feeding them. (After invading our personal space.) I asked CBS out loud "Why is it that we sit next to morons every weekend?" looking right at the guy. He stopped feeding the birds and walked away.

Labor Day Monday, September 1st

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Back to the dreaded Seagull Beach. (B-Monster rages.) Today CBS played with the jellyfish. (No really, I got pix and video of it.) She was scooping them up in her goggles and was like "look what I got". Yeah you'll have a nice sting that I have to pee on if you don't be careful……other than getting mauled by sand flies, nothing new.

Seagull Repellant Squirt Gun: Click Image For More Pix (2)

Went to Taki's for dinner and across the street to Wings to do some "what's the price gonna be next week when it is off season" shopping. (We are going to come back next week, i.e. off season, and get some stuff. Something we could not wait for was the Seagull Repellant Squirt Gun. I did not want to get a big super soaker case I don't want to lug it around.

Side Note: CBS found this funny article Bad Beach Behavior. Replace "Jersey Shore" with "Seagull Beach"……

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The Future Home of Hooters of Saugus: Click Image For More Pix (9)

This is a recycled post from the Mayor of Wingville Blog

2 weeks ago was supposed to be the grand opening of Hooters of Saugus. I have heard from reliable sources that the Grand Opening is now supposed to be September 20, 2008

This morning I managed to get up to Saugus for a sneak peak at the progress. (It's real easy to find, right on Route 1 South past Hilltop Steakhouse, look for the orange awnings!) As I was taking pictures the foremen comes out looks at me and yells "Who might you be?" (with this get-the-fxxk-off-my-site look on his face.) I walk over and politely introduce myself. He gives me a blank look and then I TOTALLY name dropped Big John and then he was like "Oh ok" (Thank God, this guy looked like he could bench press a Harley and was not about to pick a fight with or piss him off.)

He said they were making progress and it was 2 weeks till they opened. (I did not dare correct him, cause again, bench press Harley and I was in his yard….) He let me take outside pix but said too much construction going on to let me inside (and name dropping aside, he did not know who I was.)

Looks like there is lots of progress, from the looks of the signage it's not secret what's opening in place of Dave's Famous Rib's!!

Soon, very soon, the map will no longer look like this:

Wooooooooo Hoooooooo

Can I get a hallelujah?

\m/ [^_^] \m/

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Despair Parodies, Volume 29. Click Here For Album

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This is a recycled post from the Mayor of Wingville Blog

Friends, Romans, Countrymen! Got word from Big John that the Hooters Saugus Grand Opening date is slated for Saturday, September 20, 2008! (Now that I have posted this, some act of God will setback the opening again…..)

Oh happy day!!!! So we have an answer to the Yahoo Questions: When does the new Hooters in Saugus, MA open?!!

And the map will not long look like this:

YAY!!!!!!!!

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